Lord Xenu
Hollywood, Interrupted has just learned that tonight's MI:3 "fan screening" at the Mann Chinese in Hollywood will be visited by none other than the heterosexual Tom Cruise's #1 nemesis - the intergalactic warlord, Lord Xenu!
Actually, an insider reports: "A major website is planning to fly a banner over the Mission Impossible premiere site trumpeting the arrival of: 'PROJECT XENU.'"
Watch this page for updates and photos of sailor-suited Scientologists ducking for cover...
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Hopefully, it goes like this:
Lord Xenu: "Cruise, I am your father."
Tom Cruise: "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Lord Xenu: "I am also Suri's Father."
Tom Cruise: "Well, that is more likely, I mean, me and Katie Holmes, that is so unlikely, considering . . . "
The sad thing is, the entertainment you got from that last three seconds of reading is more entertainment than you will get from MI:3.
Great Post as always Mr. Ebner, cannot wait for your report on what actually happens.
Posted by: beonewithall ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at May 4, 2006 07:51 PM
In other news, Tom Cruise still will not come out of the closet ...
Posted by: baskeboler at May 4, 2006 09:21 PM
I checked over at another site - the fly-by didn't occur due to fog. That Xenu must be one powerful dude!
Posted by: Martin at May 5, 2006 03:43 PM
L. Ron Hubbard is my vote for worst human ever
Posted by: Newdirections at May 15, 2006 02:12 PM
