At approximately 11:47 AM today on trendy Vermont Avenue in the Los Feliz neighborhood of Los Angeles, Hollywood, Interrupted witnessed an unidentified, preternaturally tall model willfully in violation of Los Angeles County "leash laws."
Section 53.o6 of the Los Angeles City Municipal Code expressly forbids any "person...having possession, charge, custody or control of any animal...to stray, run, or in an manner to be at large in or upon any public street [or] sidewalk..." Further, each violation of the code will result in a minimum fine of $25.00.
As a public service, Hollywood, Interrupted encourages all readers to post suggestions on the possible identity of the currently at-large model, and report all identifying information to the proper authorities.
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So you want her number - eh?
You sly dog! If you do manage to get it, please don't go running willy nilly down the streets of Hollywood in a frothy-mouthed frenzie!
There are laws against that, you know.
Posted by: David Lance at May 3, 2007 01:44 PM
That Dog is so cute but the girl is such a FAG
Posted by: Kat at May 9, 2007 12:05 PM
