I gave Mark Ebner this copy of Burt Fields cease and desist letter to Red, just to let any of you doubters out there know, I can back up everything I claim in my book with solid evidence. I decided to write a book because I've had it with so many reporters not getting the facts straight. And, too often, my words on somebody elses lips have gotten lost in the translation. Time is long over due for the real story-- straight from the horse's mouth. Hold on to your seats people. You aint heard nothing yet. Paul Barresi

So who is Nathan Hamilton?

I am "Big Red!"

http://www.gay-news.com/article04.php?sid=210

Since when is playing a little Slap and Tickle in a swank London club considered gay? He was just partying like it was 1999 baby, you can't help yourself when that song comes on......it's Prince. What?

Geez, the guy only does like four homoerotic movies and from then on he just can't catch a break.

Tom Cruise doth protest too much.

My initial thought when I read the story about "Big Red" was, what the fuck took so long? I'm pretty amazed that it took this long for someone to make accusations about Tom Cruise loving the cock.

Quote:
"I gave Mark Ebner this copy of Burt Fields cease and desist letter to Red, just to let any of you doubters out there know, I can back up everything I claim in my book with solid evidence."

Think about this sentence, it doesn't even make sense. This looks for all the world like someone trying to build hype.

Quote:
"Time is long over due for the real story-- straight from the horse's mouth. Hold on to your seats people. You aint heard nothing yet."

Well, why not just send Ebner the actual story then? This reeks of bullshit to me.

Dozy - Truth is, Barresi did give me the document, and, yes, he is trying to hype a project that no US publisher will touch. That said, if you really want to read how the story plays out, feast on the chapter as excerpted here

I have to say, that is such an interesting and well-written piece that it almost doesn't matter whether it's true or not. Thanks for the link.

A forensic HI.com reader uncovered the identity of "Big Red":

http://www.gay-news.com/article04.php?sid=210

you dont need too many skills to decipher who big red is- you can fucking read it on the letterhead, they blacked it out but you can read both the name and the address just fine

RED: I am self-employed. I work as an actor, a porn star and escort, a massage therapist and I do bartending and sometimes dancing and stripping in shows. I travel quite a bit, as an escort, around the world, and I do floral arrangements.

"...and I do floral arrangements."

Ahahahahaha!!! That's fucking priceless.

Why write anything about Tom Cruise? (as I do so myself...oops.)

It's like those 9/11 widows calling out Ann Coulter for her lunacy. The net effect is more book sales for the crazy bitch.

I don't care if Tom is an Admiral Of The Windward Passage or not. I only care about one thing : That he goes away.

So let the mountain come to Mohammad this time and pretend the guy works at Denny's.... "Tom who?"

What did Tom Cruise do to you, in the first place?
Leave the man alone, he's an actor.

Tom Cruise is an actor!!! LOL!! That's a good one.

Yes, Tom Cruise doth protest too much.

So is Bert Fields gay or what?

"alleged encounter with Tom Cruise. That interested me more than the others because I knew that's where the big bucks would come in."

"A sex soaked story on the front page of The National Enquirer adds up to big bucks."

"Now, I'm thinking "if" this guy is on the level, I can make a bundle of money in any number of ways."

"I knew Red saw thousands of dollars slipping through his fingers but I had only begun to explore ways to spin Red's story into a small fortune"

Hey it's not so hard to find the truth in this story afterall...

inas much as i'm not a big tom cruise fan, i think you should give this guy a break. whatever his sexual leanings are, they're his business, and his new wife's. I'm sure his ex wife has more information on his history, but she had to sign papers when they were divorced never to discuss his or their business or she would lose custody of the kids.

Even if Tom Cruise is gay, it's just not right for this guy to speak publicly about his affair with Tom. It's obvious that if it did happen, Tom wants it to stay private.

Insiders know the truth about Tom Cruise. Some things really do need to be kept private though. If it didn't mean his financial ruin I am sure he would not care, otherwise, trying to keep a secret like sexual orientation when your famous is futile in the long run.

I think the Technorati ranks are quite skewed with regards to blogs the recently moved to science blogs. And from my own experience with Technorati, "recently" in their terms can be weeks... They're not always up to date, and have a very hard time handling moved sites or merged domains (two urls both leading to the same site). I tried that once and suddenly I had 0 incoming links, said the mighty Technorati website. Then I had to wait about a month for support, so you can see why I don't believe in Technorati's numbers very much.

I certainly hope that this book about Big Red & Cruise does get published and that Cruise's lawyers do not succeed in aborting it in one more desperate attempt to protect their Gay Cruise client with lies that everyone sees through anyway. It's time for the truth (as well as Tom) to come out! The funny thing is, how can they blatantly LIE THROUGH THEIR TEETH while professing claims of knowing ANY details regarding his (lack thereof) sexual adventures in that ridiculous letter! Are they in his bedroom 24/7? I also have always wanted to know how these fools plan to have Tom "prove in court" that he is not gay! How do you prove that a lie is true? With hush money perhaps? My guess is that Paramount probably got tired of all of the effort they spent protecting Tommy Nutlicker Cruise's gay anticst when they realize that he is not fooling the majority of us anymore, with his fake 'hired' beard wives, rented asian-alien crack babies & 6 foot (hidden) high heels. It must have become too much trouble & a complete waste of time, especially now that Tom is no longer the hunk that he once appeared to be.

What would Carrie Bradshaw say?

who the fuck is Mark Ebner?

This is all a bunch of Bullshit. I got a few celeb clients myself

I am sure this book is to be a knock out, but are all the stories true?

If I want to send pictures of BigRed and members of British Royalty for Paul Barresi's book, where do I send them? Does Mr. Barresi ever produce in Europe? I have a copy of BigRed's pay stub and his security badge for the Church of England too. Britain Rocks! Also, How come I cannot sign into typekey from this page? It says that website not set up to do this

Well it has been reported in at least 2 European papers that Nathan ''BigRed'' Hamilton was killed in June 2007 in a waterskiing accident off Monaco. Who owns the rights to his story?

Well Barresi made a movie in 2006 and it has Nathan Hamilton listed as a cast member so this must be a conspiracy between Hamilton before he died and Barresi an probably the whole thing is a fraud... you can see 2006 movie with Hamilton in cast here:

http://www.buygay.com/detail.aspx?itemid=139-21852-PSE

Is anyone investigating Big Reds death, because with Scientologys well known tactics of illegal harrassing, stalking and killing anyone in their way, I'd say it's a good bet that this guy was murdered to keep him silent.

investigation? wow, never will happen! But based on all the horrible things said about him (and they were all gossip and hearsay allegations; we never got comment direct from Red himself) and especially harrassment by Barresi, I would not be surprised if it were a suicide.

So was he killed - is there any update?

I can hardly see how that letter can proove anything. It is not on official paper or letterhead and the signature is clearly forged. Plus, all the vital info is blackened out. It proves nothing and is not even a legal document.

I think this red nut is made up. There is no way he or this story is real!

Indeed the Publisher of Gay News Netherlands where Red was supposedly interviewed in 2001 sent a certified correspondence to the Los Angeles Law Firm Greenberg, Glusker, Fields, Claman et al. & after months of anticipating they received this week a certified letter back signed by Mr. Greenberg (not fields - ironically) denying that their firm ever served anyone who uses the name "red" the letter posted here! This proves that this story is truly fiction. Red was made up to sell a bad fictitional novel based on some wanna be's fantasy! By the way, former Dutch journalist Rene Zuiderveld has bene arrested for plagerism and fraud.

Btw who is the weird redhead coming out of the pool pasted over Oprah's body on this site. Why any one woudl believe any part of this story or anything its author has to say is beyond me!

Let Tom jump up and down on Oprah's sofa for love of Katie - she is divorcing him any how - doesn't this bad divorce prove Tom is gay anyhow... We have always known he was gay and saying one thing here then going to magazines and saying he is straight 2 years later is hypocritical!

The porn industry is full of hypocrites., like a director of gay porn who thinks he can get people to believe he is straight.

Yeah but was he killed, what is the current upate on that? Cause there are European reports and evidence that point to this fact.

yeah, it was an accident.... God rest his sole! (feet are important you know!)

Again who is that guy next to Tom on opra's couch. Sho is he supposed to be. Are there any facts at all to support this bogus letter and stupid story. I certainly doubt it!

He was most certainly resident in Copenhagen, Malmo, Odense or Gotland because: "The New York Daily News reported that In November 2002, Barresi arranged for a porn actor to meet with him and Pellicano to discuss selling his story about his alleged London sexual encounter with Tom Cruise. Barresi felt the story was not credible, but Pellicano informed Cruise's lawyer, who warned the actor in a letter to drop the matter. Barresi received $5,000 for his efforts after the actor fled to Europe on Barresi's advice"

Here is the new link to the bad one above:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfyE9K4s-y8&NR=1

Surely Tommie is gay. He only choses women that come across to the public as naive and submissive and he clearly tries to control them! And, he certainly cannot keep a woman happy for very long. It is bizarre. Rumor has it that his child is th ebiological child of L. Ron Hubbard's sperm. In reality I truly believe cruisie is a hermaphrodite and completely a-sexual! Time for that testostorone injection honey, sweetie-sugar-pie! Now Don't Cry...

No it was not Gotland, it was Helsingbourg and the article on Red was from the Helsingbourg Chromicle. It was a good article. I have a hard copy to scan and fax to get back on the net.

Not Helsingbourg, Sweden but Helsingore Denmark. Don't you know Nathan's maternal grand parents escaped the Nazis from Denmark and emigrated to Utah where they were coal miners. Having Danish heritage, Nathan/Red got a Danish passport and moved back to Helsingnore. He was a local celebrity there and was in the Gay Times of Denmark! He had a regular column there too!

Funny I always thought he made his home was in Port Grimaud, France. For sure that is where he dies, not Monaco though close to Monaco... He was on an Australian Friend's boat - Colin form Tasmania and his friend Donna From Ao'Tea'Rora was along to + Megan form Perth Oz. He definitely spoke fluent Danish though.

You are all wrong! He lived in Lauterbrunnen and it was Babelonia Magazine of Zurich which interviewed him. His family escaped to Switzerland form Germany during WWII and he is a 1st generation American because his Swiss-German Father got a contract for UNESCO in New York to be a controller and then they moved to Utah because his family converted to Mormonism! I have photos and a deed to his home in the Alpes above this swiss village. He inherited the house form his grandparents so do not think he was that successful as a hooker. Though he has an original Paul Klee above the Mantel in Lauterbrunnen.

FAMOUS Line From Mozart's Don Giovanni: "no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no- NON!!!!"
He did not live in Lauterbrunnen; it was Locarno. Everyone knows that and although Zurich used to have a magazine called Babelonia it was the Babelonia Magazine of Milano - citta di verdi, vivaldi i puccini! That Red did his famous interview exposing cruzzy. Really people who do not know what they are talking about need to do their homework. Red was killed in St. Tropez not Monaco nor Port Grimaud. Some idiot I met at a Bar in Lyon last week said even that red died on Corswica - I mean how ridiculous! Also it was not a Paul Klee it was a Rembrandt. However any art historian would tell you that Rembrandt painted so many portraits that a Paul Klee would be far more valuable!

It wasn't either St. Tropex; It was "EZE" famous fo rits pebble beaches. That was Red's fav spot on the planet. It is right next store to "La Pricipalite du Monac." Et encore, It was not Lorcarno it was Lucerne. For sure LUCERNE! and not a Rembrandt or Klee but truly a "DIE BRUCKE" EXPRESSIONIST Painting by Max Ernst. Yes, it was rate, museum quality and valuable. N'etais pas "CORSICA" ou La Corse.... Indeed it was Babelonia of the City of da Vinci's "Last Supper" = Milan...

Well no no, It was indeed Die Brucke but not Ernst but Kirchner! It was lovely - I think the house is still there and his niece inherited it . I am sure the painting is fine and to know red had so many European clients who are pround of him. The MAGAZINE he interviewed was definitely F.U.S.A.C = "France USA Contacts..." And sorry it was not Lucerne but Lausanne. But you finally got th eright country - what kook thought he was living in Scandinavia??? His family is form Koln and his grandparents crossed the alps to escape Hitler. Who said he was a Danish protestant when indeed he was a Swiss-G4erman Jew whose family practiced American Mormonism. He did die at Eze and it was a heart attack while waterskiing, not a waterskiing accident and btw for those who do not know there are no snow slopes on the French Riviera so it was not a skiing accident which would hardly happen in July anyhow! Unless he were in Chile which he was not.

He is DECEASED - who cares....The Ernst, Kirchner, Rembrandt, Picasso and Klee al existed at his apartment in the Paris Septieme, Apartment at EZE, House in Albourg (not Helsingnore) Hours indeed at Lauterbrunnen an dyet another at Locarno - and then the farm in the Dordogne / Perigord Noir. What's the big deal. The guy was successful and some one got jealous, harassed him to the point of death. Clarirfication - Neither version of Babelonia is now in Syndication but he did interview with both. He wrote for several German and Scandinavian Publications and for FUSAC. He was more talented than just fucking around... then he died. That's all.

he was definitely murdered by some one who needs for this story to be exactly as he wrote it for whatever diabolical reason - this person is not one of the scientologists!

Glad people are starting to realize that it was a murder and who is truly responsible for it! That main person will be paying dearly. Either those who loved red will get him or the scientologists will get him first. Everyone involved in or with this story are uniting to get their regenge form the lying author of it!

It is disgusting that people had to be killed to publish this story. It is further disgusting that this story has not an ounce of truth to it and people had to die any ways.

I'm so surprised there's a photo of Tom Cruise and David Becham holding hands, the photo is on the wesbite mentioned,ahahaahh.

What web site? We need to get this to the mass media to prevent any further murders among red's friends or family. We know who killed him though and that individual (male 70 though he is still claiming 59) will suffer.

Wait 2 u all c the statement of reds x-wife in Brazil, Sonia Cavate and also reds sisters (3 of them any way) : Yvonne, Helena and Mitzi. Their speakin up cause they not want no more blood shed o life life either. Ya know... Sonia lives in Vitora, Espirito Santo, state of Brasil. Interessante. MUITO INTERESSANTE, de fato. Alguen jamais ouveu da historia do big red no brasil?

Pois, era uma vez que oftede aka: nahtaniel, aka: red aka: big red era professor de idiomas no Sao Paulo Capital. Interessnte e que ele falava como 15 idiomas fluentementes e nao precisava de fazer filmes pornos. Tambem, vamos fazer um novo articulo do P. Barresi na versao portugues de wikipedia. Sera muito diferente, vamos ver, nao? tudo bem. tcau!
PS o mundo brasileiro sta olhando bem esa historia como voces nao podem acreditar! E o Brasil e um pais importante, pora!

Oh he's a disgusting pig! His hair is always array and he does not clean his finger/toe nails which are yellow from his chain smokin anyhow. + he gots loads of problems and a crystal meth induced erectile dysfunction and his ass smells like used tampons! Further, he gots bad skin and hair growin n weird places. I wish I knew what kind of cologne he uses caus it is like a combo of urine, sewage acid, and rotting eggs, cabbage and onions rolled in2 1 bad smell! And u ever geta load of his teeth - yuck! No one wants this man porno star or not.... OKAY fellows we not talking of Red.nahtaniel here more like "quem escreveu esse articulo ridiculoso quem e absolutment maluco!" any idiot know what we talkin about. +++ To say Tom Cruise got no homosexual tendencies is stupid - EVERYONE knows that probably 99% or cruzzy's affairs are homosexual and the idiot )described above)try in january 2008 2 get people 2 believe he's str8! I mean TC cannot even keep a girlfriend or wife for very long if his life depend on it! Nossa Senhora! Mais barrata do que isso eu nunca vi!

One of Cruse's other ex-wives said that he likes to stick his penis in various objects. Trust me I just spoke 2 her... n one time he got caught n a bottle. She would not tell me if this was more like a coke bottle or a mayonaise jar... Would be fantastic to know. This also sheds some light on the matter at hand.

You say it man! And what in the heck is the matter with those links up there?

After reading a comment on here I too rang up Burt Fields office and it is true that they never ever sent a letter to anyone named red and they also denied that bogus check on the other page. There is a dishonest sicilian american involved here....

True and Fields' office is getting sick and tired of the calls cause they neither issued a check for 5 grant to PB nor did they ever serve any redhead named red with any letter in any shape way or form

To the request for the posting who wanted the web adress of Tom Cruise and David Beckham holding hands, just type in search box on google, ( Tom Cruise and David Beckham are gay lovers, the sage continues).

There are only two people who ever comment here - "Anonymous" and "Winston" And Anonymous has googled and googled and no friggin pic of Cruze n Beckham - sorry but you are lying.... Not saying Cruise is straight though cause he ain't and the idiot who thought 3 years ago that he was going to publish this chapter to pay off the mortgage on his hideous San Bernadino tract home, needs to wake up and get real -- he is such an idiot tho.

That is right and Nathan is deceased for 1 year now! Anniversary of his death is oddly American Father's day - - funny how no one ever mentioned his kids and he had at least 4!DECEASED! DECEASED! DECEASED!

San Bernadino County - Rancho Cucamonga to be more specific and doesn't P.B. stand for "Penis-Butter" aka: Dick Cheese???! Nobody in his right mind who lives in the year 2008 would think Cruise is straight either!

Well Dear Red, It has been one year since that tragic "accident" at Eze,France the country that took you in when the West Coast American Mafia and the American cult of scientology were out to get you.... We all miss you -- U'a Mau K'e e
a o Ka a'ina o Ka pono o Hawai'i

PB ain't got no friends!

a Keana'u o Kalawe e a'e Haleakala, Haleakalu Ku no Hano Hano....

and do you know what else? The pictures on this page are REALLY stupid!

Tom Cruise is a psycho asswipe and so is everyone who believes that the red guy was not murdered 1 year ago!

As they say on Lucy, "oh-oh! O! ho! ho! ho! ho!!!!"

Cha Cha Cha!

Cha Cha Cha!

Cha Cha Cha!

Tell your Doctor about your medical condition!

Well, it is not so much a condition or disorder as it is a birth defect. Any good doctor would be able to observe it immediately!

Well, a good dr. is hard to come by and any way we are on our honeymoon to San Francisco.

Oh! its a birth defect and here all the world readers of this wonderful site thought you were alcoholic or bipolar or something like that!

birth defect or not she still ran away and became a drug addict and a prostitute and her new husband deserves to know about her past. Also I hate seeing guys fall down like that!

What I say boys is TEAR DOWN that BITCH of a wall and put a WINDOW where it ought to be!

ummmmmmmmm how cum its like been over 2 years and we ain't seen this silly book none yet??? Folks lost interest n it now.

This is ridiculous! Don't people know that in January 2003 a judge ruled that Tom Cruise is heterosexual. So naturally all stories posted past that time are false! Furthermore for those that do not know, Scientology is the one and only true religion and it can cure anything from being gay to having acne! It is the purifying force of the universe making human beings have the power to act appropriately!

yeah, everyone knew that this was a fraud and that there was nothing going to be published by regardig this make-believe account

It is clear that this letter is a fraud and that the guy pictured here is a made-up character. There is no evidence to support this story. Isn't time that the public got relieved of lies and fantasies like this. This site is old and boring, take it down.

ummmmmmmmm REALLY & TRULY - Please take this GARBAGE down! Please!!!!!

yeah it is sickening and a lie!

The person who wrote this bullshit as well as whoever believesit must have been drung, high or schitzo!

Scitzo is correct because Tom Cruise knew that Paul Barresi was trailing him. His people even announced in 2006 that they knew this. It was published at http://www.famedtrash.com/dumpster/category/celebs/feud/
to view please scroll down to Tom Cruise story date February 13, 2006. Certainly, the public did not care to hear any more about the actor's rather dull life compared to other celebrities and the story died down. Two years later Paul Barresi announces to the world that he has done some fantastic discovery and that Tom Cruise is straight. This is a ridiculous thing to say. Barresi has never even been in the same room as Cruise and Cruise regardless of his sexuality is smart enough to know to be on good behavior when he knows that he is being watched! The letter posted here is ridiculous and would not stand up as is in any legal hearing. There are statements from Bertram Fields saying he never wrote such a thing. Pellicano of course is facing a huge prison sentence starting December 15, 2008, http://www.latimes.com/news/local/crime/la-me-pellicano13-2008nov13,0,5740879.story
Bertram Fields is under investigation for involvement with Pellicano. He is also quite bankrupt. Sooner or later Barresi will be arrested and convicted too. With the rash of arrests going on currently among US members of the gay porn industry, Barresi should be on his best behavior too. Puzzling to many is why some one who claims he is straight is into gay porn in the 1st place. If Barresi is who he claims to be wouldn't he be working with pretty chicks and not big dicks? I am baffled but is there glory or glamour in dealing with con-artists, theifs and fraud-makers?

I am going to speak to the doctor about those two men.

Oh my goodness! Scientology is the one true religion that can cure anything from homosexuality to acne? What a ridiculous statement. Utter tripe.

People, Scientology is a proven piece of fictitious writing!!

oh no! Scientology will cure the homosexual of his obsession to spread aids and kill others. Scientology will also cure the straight porno director of his need to produce gay trash as well as create lies about shit! Thiis is a guaranteed cure, take it or leave it.

Scientologists do not actually believe in God, by the way.

any asshole who says he is straight yet directs gay porn is not telling the truth. Being untruthful feeds into the rash of arrests and the epidemic of breaking out in handcuffs going on in Hollywood's underworld and gay porno today! and yes scientology is not a god-based religion. it is a fucking radical and creepy cult where there is no mercy and no god.

There's no TOLERENCE either! And a character from this page loves to be the pot who calls the kettle blacker than ever!

At some time between 10 and 11 PM drugs were taken out of the room and hidden in the garden of the hotel.

Good News! Anthony Pellicano received a 15 year sentence this afternoon! Thank God as he has left a horrific trail of victims and sufferees! Mr. B who epitomizes and glorifies his experience with Pellicano should be fore-warned! The prosecution only recommended that Pellicano serve 5 years and 10 months. HOWEVER the Judge said that as Pellicano showed nothing but pride and arrogance for his stream of crimes that he deserved the 15 years! Mr. B also shows pride for participating in heinous acts and associating with criminals! Hopefully some serious legal action will take place to save his victims!!!

Perhaps even a leucotomy is in order for Pellicano's vulgar admirer. Yes too it was very arrogant for Pellicano to represent himself in such a dire case; what was he thinking? If this book called Pellicano's Enforcer were ever to be published it should have been over 2 years ago. Won't even sell a sinngle copy now.

Dr. Sugarbaker, do you feel that the leucotomy is necessary?
Yes. We have tried everythinng else. This is what's best.

LOL! All these Vito Corleone wanna-be's ought to be put in there place!

It is also interesting that though Pellicano is considered one of Hollywood's biggest BOMBS (failures) in histroy, his conviction did not make front page on a single newspaper worldwide! The LA Times (based where all the action took place!) had it next to a winter storm story in their thrid most prestigious section - California. It had to share billing with the fucking weather LMAO!!!!!! Barresi should know that his stupid little stories are further NOT OF ANY INTEREST to readers and to please step aside for talented investigators, journalists and authors to have their artistic space and freedom!

Barresi is so friggin full of shit to the point that this convoluted story is funny!

He is one odd Character!

He should do the world a favor and shoot himself, truly.

LOL! He does not know how to write either - some has been writer who did a story on Bing Crosby in 1970 and now lives in disgusting Hemet, CAlif helped Paul to make up all these lies on all sites which still have the audacity to keep them up!

It is so fucking twisted and the author deserves severe handling such as Auschwitz

Wow! This story is getting more and more twisted!!!! Last year when Heath Ledger died barresi exploded with "I'm gong to thoroughly investigate this" plus he threw himself into the drama where he truly had no place nor welcome. He also calimed to be best friends with Leger's uncle! Then, suddenly the uncle was interviewed and stated that he never even heard of barresi. There were reports of TOM CRUISE of all people getting calls from a mysterious some one who claimed to be Heath Leger's friend and "can we talk..." Hmmmmmmm what kinda odd ball would have Tom Cruise's # - - perhaps a PI who has burned his bridges and needs a last ditch effort to save his ass? COULD THIS BE BARRESI????
The funeral home and numerous other stars got haranguing phone calls from this mystery person and Barresi is known around the world for his constant andharanguing calls! Indeed, we know Barresi was arrested in December but it was not made known to the public as to why.
Then all of the sudden there are gossip reports backed with legal evidence that the man who claimed to be Heath's dad is locked up! This is definitely Paul Barresi! This just goes to show how very much this BAD chapter full of lies needs ot be taken down! The man is a kook! I hope the creepo-sicko rots!

He is wicked and evil and and & he should be punished!

It is actually abnormal to "NEVER HAVE HAD A HOMOSEXUAL ENCOUNTER WITH ANYONE" Most straight men have explored. i.e.: jerked off with friends when they were young, had phone sex or at least done toughy-feelie things. It is extremely rare to find a straight male who has had no homosexual encounter of whatsoever of any sort. Therefore, Bert Fields is truly exposing his client, Cruise, as an odd-ball! On the same note it is extremely rare for a homosexual male to have never had any type of straight encounter too.

LOL! Fields did not write this letter, we have faxes from his office signed by Greenburg stating this fact! Paul Barresi made this whole fucked-up story up so he could be on TV.

True and the Penis Butter little pest will make up any story to get his name in the press. Okay: C U Next Tuesday! LOL~luv

Dr. Oliver, paging Dr. Oliver!

Oh and if you are in Sao Paulo or Rio de Janeiro check out the brand new edition of ALO it has the story of Yvonne, Helena and Mitze - Mas voce tem que falar Portugues - infelizmente - - Unhappily you will never understand if you do not speak portuguese - many ignorant americans like the Penis Butter dude have not bothered to learn another language but you would think with his name he woudl at least Parlare l'Italiano! non?

J'ai froid!

moi aussi. Qu'est-ce que on peut faire?

and if you think the march isue was interesting you outa see the released 2day april issue! gr8 follow-up.

In the April article the x-wife: Sonia Cavate confirms so much of the speculation that it is truly ridiculous too!

oh! I thought she died! Some one else is going to die like he deserves 2

The picture on this site is irrespectful of a deceased individual

I don't know if I want you hanging around with that creepo weirdo!

Look Steve, I know I am different but from now on I am going to try to be more the same.

the same as what?

The same as people who aren't different.

that's a lovely thought, Judy

Thank you Steve!

My name isn't Steve, damn it! It is Howard! Howard! Howard!

Ok Howard but I'll be honest, you look more like a STEVE, Steve...

Judy stop! Stop it now!

oh come on Steve, you would be so much happier if you changed your name ot Steve!

Judy and Steve Wrastled with cruise too u know....

The sickhead who made up this stupid fraudulent letter was arrested again today in Cucamonga, California. It was for possession. He's digging his own grave rapidly!

yeah they really wrastled!

Cruise is known for his wrestling and it is no surprise that he has had many fags and dikes in his life.

according to an unnamed source, there is a body in his house, possibly under the floor boards, possibly in the attic, possibly down the jacksie!

Jacksie?????! Dom't you mean CARZIE??! Oh and those lovely N. Hampstead homes have large, elaborate floorboards to hide things under. ...we.., off to the carzie for a shit now.......

That dog is a menace to society and I am taking him to the sheriff to make sure he's destroyed!

aren't jacksies for sitting on aka- asses and carzies for shitting into aka- shitters?

so is this dead body at tom cruise's house up a jacksie, down a carzy, in an attack or under a floorboard?

Who said the body was dead??? Also who said it was at cruise's... Barresi has the body. Cruise only has a skelleton (in the closet of course) but everyone knows about that! Barresi likes to keep hostages and hold grudges and is willing to destroy others in order to be able to have his way.

Oh my goodness! No matter how much Raid I keep spraying under the refrigerator, more and more roaches keep coming out!

A lot of roaches came out of the telephone too!

You know, those roaches in the phone explains a lot! That phone was not working for a long time and we could not understand anybody or even hear! No wonderful everything got misconstrued! The phone was full of roaches, baby roaches and eggs!

Oh! Did they really come out of the phone?! That's disgusting! The ones under the refrigerator are pretty awful too!

Roaches! Roaches everywhere! Must be Mr. B's time for dinner! He loves trashy shit like roaches!

No thanks! I have already been...

No thanks! I have already been...

Now see what you've done! The expensive manequin is ruined!!

Its Okay; I can pay for it! Any way, I read in the New England Medical Journal that you should chew your food 23 times on each side!

Oh she's an impossible child! Watch her put her fingers into the cake!

'oh no no no1 I do not want to be dealing with all that television nonsense, Beryl. My life is the theatre no! That's right, Beryl, my life is the theatre, now!

ha ha ha! I want to ride on the elephant!

I'd rather ride inside the baloon, myself.

Its interesting how bodies always turn up at the wrong time

Teens don't need a drug dealer to get high.

Close it!
I mean SHUT IT!

how much can she really get done with a jaxie full of axie! LMAO!

You're not a Buddhist, Darling, so you do not understand the purpose of this chatty-chant!

BTW: DONT KILL THE COCKROACH, I am a Buddhist and I could come back as one of those!

Insects follow me everywhere, from Tuscany to the Caribbean! Insects! Insects!! Insects!!!

This is going to put me in the Betty Ford Centre!

My colostomy bag is caught in the space-age sliding door again...buggery bollocks.

Don't be cheekie Miss Brahams, Captain Peacock is fullly within his right to dress you down!

My spunc hurts, lets go see the doctor.

Kill the pig! Acid is groovy!

Don't kill the pig or any bees or cockroaches! Please! I am a buddhist and cannot deal with such Karma - nam-myo=ho-ren-ge kyo!

Acid is grovy though!

acid is not groovy! Drugs are bad - Okay??? drugs are bad, boys, okay??

hmmmmmmm what's that buzzing noise? Is it a bee?

I think it is a bee.

Is it a bee?

Like ummmmmm wow, ummmmmm how cum every one likes to discuss the gerbal that died in Richard Gere's ass but he's not gay and then Tom Cruise gets his dick caught in a mayonnaise jar and he is suddenly some hideous fag? Double standards. It must have to do with Tibetan Buddhism versus Scientology.

Gerbals up asses, mayonaise jars and coke bottles full of cock and bees buzzing around...

Wait, is it a bee?

sure sounds like a bee to me.

I think that spunc that was hurting got stung by the bee.

That bee is making a terrible noise too

It is a bee buzzzing, right?

Is it a bee?? I do not understand. Is it a bee?!

Its a bee all right. At least, I think it is a bee.

Just tell me! Is it a bee?????!!!

I think that it is a bee.

I need to know for sure is that horrible buzzing is a bee or something else, plus exactly where is it?

It's the time of year, now that spring is in the air.
When those two wet gits, with their girly, curly hair.
Write another song, for moronic holidays, that nausi-ate-ate-ates in a million different ways.
From the shores of Spain, to the coasts of southern France.
No matter where you hide, you just can't escape this dance.
Hold a chicken in the air. Stick a denture up your nose.
Buy a jumbo JET, and then bury all your clothes.
Paint your left knee green, and extract your wisdom teeth.
Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith.
Skin your-self alive, learn to speak Arapaho.
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo.
Eat a Renault 4 with Salami in your ears.
Cas-a-role your gran, dis-em-bowel yourself with spears.
The disco is vibrating, the sound is loud and grating, it's truly nauseating. Let's do the dance again.
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a denture up your nose.
Yes you'll hear this song in ALL the holiday discos.
And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars.
You would hear this song, if you hol-i-dayed in Mars.
Skin your-self alive, learn to speak Arapaho.
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo.
Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak.
And though you hate this song, you'll be humming it for weeks.

Excuse me sir, can you please tell me where the stairs are?

Oh Madame you need to get off the train first!

I am off the train!

You're telling me!