
rehearses for "Employee of The Month"
behind-the-scenes action.
Hollywood's sickest surrealist Andy Dick recently caught himself some desperately sought attention on his now famous face-licking spree at the William Shatner roast, but Hollywood, Interrupted has just learned about "the Dick's" in flagrante feast on the set of Lion's Gate's "Employee of The Month."
Sources from the Spring 2006 Albuquerque set of the Jessica Simpson starrer report that when an Assistant director tried to summon Dick from his trailer to the set, the courtesy knock got no answer. The AD opened the door to find randy Andy enjoying some personalized craft service with a smile served up from the lap of a youthful, male production assistant.
According to source, Dick came up for air long enough to yell, "Don't bother me, I'm eating!"
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Andy Dick (in interview): Straight people say, "C'mon, you know you're just gay," and gay people say, "C'mon, you know you're just gay," and everybody just wants to make me gay!
http://www.salon.com/ent/int/1998/09/22int.html
Thank god for wikipedia!
Posted by: Active_Reader at September 7, 2006 12:10 PM
How is this news? Everybody knew he smoked pole, it's no surprise that somebody finally caught him in the act. More importantly, why is he famous?
Posted by: ShillintheVillain at September 7, 2006 12:11 PM
Next thing you know, we'll finally get confirmation that Kathy Griffin, does in fact, have a penis. Which everyone knows anyway. More importantly, why is she famous?
Posted by: mflahe03 at September 7, 2006 12:11 PM
Wait a minute...
ANDY DICK IS GAY???Someone call up the fucking Associated Press; we have a real news story here...
Posted by: hellhole at September 7, 2006 12:11 PM
Wow. This is just shocking. What's next? Lance Bass being gay?
Posted by: Mali at September 7, 2006 12:12 PM
Come on, people. Everybody suspected, but it wasn't until now that we had definitive proof. I believe he was a funny character once upon a time (Ben Stiller Show), but has since degraded into a mockery of all that is good, wholesome, and sane.
Posted by: GcDiaz at September 7, 2006 12:13 PM
This is actually really funny. I'm friends with a girl who had been dating Andy Dick for awhile this year.
They have since broken up, because just last week she was very angry because she found out Andy Dick had cheated on her. Not suprisingly nobody else was shocked at this revelation. When I heard she was angry, my first response was to ask, "did he cheat on you with another girl or a guy?" She was not amused.
I just emailed her this story.
Posted by: Django at September 7, 2006 12:13 PM
I'm surprised it wasn't George Takei in the trailer with him.
Posted by: Scott Evil at September 7, 2006 12:14 PM
Please, it takes all of 5 seconds of watching Andy Dick to know beyond doubt that he prefers a hard piece of flesh over the warm moistness of a fiesty woman.
Just means another out of the race for us red blooded blokes! Giddy up!!
Posted by: SammoInSydney at September 7, 2006 12:14 PM
Dick has been an open Bisexual for almost a decade. The guy may suck dick when acting but least in the literal sense he is open about it. If that is what you garnered from the story you may have missed the point.
Posted by: Toddus at September 7, 2006 12:16 PM
Yeah, riiiiiggghhhhtttt. If you suck dick, you are either A. a female or B. Gay. I'm still not sure where Andy Dick fits.
Posted by: TheGeneralsDaughter at September 7, 2006 12:16 PM
He might suck more dick than a stripper with a coke habit, but at least he's having fun, which is more than I can say for most people.
Posted by: Wayne Wiggins at September 7, 2006 12:17 PM
First of all, I don't see what him "having fun" has to do with anything about this thread at all, and secondly, why are you coming to the defense of Andy Dick?
Posted by: Shwingzilla at September 7, 2006 12:17 PM
If you suck cock, you're gay or female. That's it. Bisexual is for people who cant accept being gay.
Posted by: Wiley Wiggins at September 8, 2006 08:52 AM
I think I speak for everyone when I say how stunned I am that a masculine man like Andy Dick is gay. This is a serious blow to real men everywhere.
Posted by: Newdirections at September 10, 2006 10:27 AM
WELL.....I'm straight but I work in a GAY bar. Andy Dick came into the GAY bar several times. He was thrown out of another GAY bar in town for putting his hands down people's pants. But it just seems to me he just has more sense than money. But he is most definitely GAY. Maybe BI.
Posted by: spiderflag2000 at January 15, 2007 07:01 PM
The question shouldn't be if he smokes pole or not, but if he does.......is he good at it. If he is, he's just a dude that likes pole. If he isn't, then he's just some fag.
Posted by: Ryan at December 19, 2007 04:27 PM
So he sucks dick-hello, bi men do. He got in trouble last month for feeling up a girl too-he's done it to both genders and he likes both. Those of you morons saying bi people don't exist-just because you can't wrap your narrow bigoted brains around the concept of bisexuality doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Science has proven that it does.
Posted by: Michelle at August 14, 2008 04:43 PM



