Tragedy has struck the town of $350 yoga mats, where skinny pervs with silly names like Yogiraj "Bikram" Choudhoury, Gurumukh, Yogi Bhajan and Swami Satchidananda have become stars.
On Tuesday, March 5, 2007, 77-year-old Caucasian woman, Maxine Hammer, was reportedly struck by her septuagenarian best friend in a "low impact collision" in the 1000 South Sepulveda parking lot while walking to her vehicle from her mid-morning yoga class.
Hammer was rushed to the nearby UCLA Medical Center, where - after losing over 30 units of blood - she was pronounced dead at 3:30pm, March 6. A coroner's report is pending.
Editor's note: In our New York Times best-seller Hollywood, Interrupted, we tried to warn you about the perils of the "Downward Dog..."
You didn't listen.
Namaste,
The Editors
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I can't stop laughing, Mark.
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at March 7, 2007 04:02 PM
