Left, Joe Francis: “I’ll take auto-erotic asphyxiation for $500,000 Alex.”
Right, Darnell Riley: “Hang on, I gotta make a quick extortion call”
Francis: You freaked me out. You came into my house and kidnapped me…
Riley: Brother, we’ve been pretty intimate.
Riley: You’ll sleep much better after this is all over, alright?
Francis: Why do you call me in the middle of the night and keep me up all night, you know?
Riley: Well, you know, to keep you interested in things.
Francis: You don’t think you got me interested in things?
Riley: I don’t know. Things may dwindle after awhile, you know? I still love you though kid.
Riley: A half-million dollars weighs twenty-two pounds. Double the Hefty bags up – two or three of them.
Francis: Okay, so I’m going to carry three hefty bags down a fucking street?
Riley: Double the hefty bag up – two or three of them.
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Wednesday January 28th 2015