I actually found this whorish Paris Hilton photo in a hotel in Beverly Hills over the weekend, and – although it’s obviously a never-before-published Paris pic – I had no idea what to do with it…until now…
The 1st Annual (found) Paris Hilton Photo Caption Contest!
The rules are as simple as The Simple Life:
Post your caption in the comments section.
I will judge the entries based on humor and good taste.
The winner will receive a copy of Hollywood, Interrupted so don’t forget to leave your e-mail address. (Anonymous posters may send contact info under separate cover)
Contest ends when this shameless post scrolls off the page.